A. Alexander, November 15th, 2006

America’s Christofascists and their soulmates in the far right-wing of the Republican Party have decided to morph into their own version of al-Qaeda. That is to say, they’ve begun practicing terrorism. Now, before going any further it is important to better define what constitutes a “Christofascist.” When using the term “Christofascist” or “Christofascism” we do not mean the average Wednesday night bible study and Sunday morning services attending Christian. Christofascists are those who follow fear-mongering, gay-hating hypocrites like James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the crank-snorting anti-gay gay Reverend Ted Haggard.

Christofascists persecute and crucify anybody that doesn’t live their lives the way they believe people should and, too, they condemn all who refuse to acknowledge their way as the one true path. Yet, when their leaders, members, and political supporters — the gay Reverend Haggard and child-stalking Republican Foley for example — are found to be charlatans and liars; Christofascists convey upon them complete forgiveness because they are after all, imperfect.

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November 19, 2006

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He said giant penis, .. bevis

November 12, 2006

Here’s a fantastic local news report about a major drug bust…

I guess they need it with all that coke-induced limpdick…

everything you need to know about penis size.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

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many tens of millions of deaths. The tables below provide a detailed country-by-country count of death by side.

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Combined total

The total estimated human loss of life caused by World War II, irrespective of political alignment, was roughly 62 million people. The civilian toll was around 37 million, the military toll about 25 million. The Allies lost around 51 million people, and the Axis lost 11 million. (Note that some Axis countries switched sides and reentered the war on the side of the Allies; those nations are included in the Allied count, regardless of when the deaths occurred.) There was a disproportionate loss of life and property; some nations had a higher casualty rate than others, due to a number of factors including military tactics, crimes against humanity, economic preparedness and the level of technology.

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“Freedom is under attack. Under attack by hysterical and well-funded Christian psychotics. Intellectually undernourished leaders who lie and manipulate information. Overfed Baby Huey coward bitch motherfuckers like Karl Rove and their suck-up winkling appologists like Sean Hannity. To question authority is to be somehow unpatriotic, un-American, and in league with terrorists world-wide? FUCK YOU.”

Henry Rollins blasts forth with a righteous fury about the looming demise of The Internet As We Know It.

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McALLEN, Texas (AP) — Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, who served a tumultuous year as commander of U.S. forces in Iraq, retired from the Army on Wednesday, calling his career a casualty of the Abu Ghraib prison scandal.

“That’s the key reason, the sole reason, that I was forced to retire,” Sanchez said for a story in Thursday’s editions of The (McAllen) Monitor. “I was essentially not offered another position in either a three-star or four-star command.”

Sanchez had been a candidate to become the next commander of U.S. Southern Command but was passed over after the prisoner abuse scandal exploded into an international controversy. He was criticized by some for not doing more to avoid mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.

An Army spokeswoman declined comment early Thursday.

The Army’s inspector general, Lt. Gen. Stanley E. Green, concluded last year that allegations of criminal wrongdoing by Sanchez were unsubstantiated.

Sanchez, 55, served for 33 years. As commander of the Army’s 5th Corps in 2003, he issued three memos authorizing harsher interrogation techniques such as stress positions, sleep deprivation and dogs at Abu Ghraib — but only with written authorization.

so his superior  (pictured here with his buddy Saddam) gave him written authorization!

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HALLOWEEN IS SCARY

November 3, 2006

from wwtdd.com   I will kick your ass right now!

 

It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn’t look like a complete monster. And that’s pretty much the nicest thing I’ve ever had to say about her. Thanks to Rachel Weis, Paris didn’t even have the laziest costume of the night. It should probably give you pause if you pick your Halloween costume out of your closet, from the stuff you normally wear. It barely even looks like those mouse ears are on her head. It looks like she’s just standing in front of them. The opposite end of the spectrum would be Minnie Driver, who tried way too hard and failed miserably. Most stars have their makeup done in Beverly Hills. Minnie went to Six Flags. She should have chosen the tiger whiskers or peace sign because this is a damn mess. Alyssa Milano did the fairy thing roughly 8 billion times better. Elisha Cuthbert went as a floating hat, at least whenver her pale ass stood in front of a white backdrop. Ghosts are scary!

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